socks

I like to wear socks. I wear them in the winter time to keep my feet warm but not sweaty. I also like to wear socks in my work shoes because there is nothing more uncomfortable than feeling like you have soggy shoes. On wash day, I gather my clothes, put them in the washer and let it run its cycle. Next the clothes goes in to the dryer and then taken out to be folded later. When I decide to fold my clothes, I am missing a sock. Did it make it into the washer to begin with? Did it fall between the washer and dryer? Or did it not get taken out of the dryer? After checking all those places it still cannot be found. Where did it go??? Well, I believe it went to sock heaven. Yes, I know you had no idea a place like that existed, but it does.

In sock heaven, the sock must first be allowed in. While standing in front of the fluffy cotton gates, St. Sock checks the book of lint to find its master's name, size and color. If all categories are met, the sock is allowed into sock heaven. The sock the patiently waits to see it's mate the next day it's master does laundry. So, the next time you are doing the wash and come up short one sock....it has most likely gone to sock heaven.

Yes, I know that the entry is really cheesy. However it is, none the less, a random thought.

~Good luck washing.